My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.
“What’s this, what’s this?
There’s products everywhere.
I think it goes in hair.”
this is still SO FUNNY
pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when I do it it’s like I’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight
whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004
if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants
oh my good heavens :3
i’m flipping thE FUCK OUT
his face. FUCK
me at the clubs